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"How is this a party by any means? I’m supposed to be dead, aren’t you mad?"

"We should party because you are alive, isn’t it a reason to celebrate?"

the-mjolnir-owner screamed: spit it out!


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"We’re going to be parents."

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Evacuating the Town (Thor Deleted Scene)


I may be in a woman’s form, however, I am still Loki. You go take up knitting.

I can’t, I’m always fumbling with the needles. I like gardening, did you try it?


I’ve read them all, and I’ve no interest in knitting. That is woman’s work.

Excuse me, I didn’t know you wouldn’t like to do woman’s work when in a woman’s form, my bad. And knitting is meant for everyone with skilled hands like yours.

Little No One: the-mjolnir-owner


Shadow watched the god lick his fingers and snickered at his outburst when she revealed she was in fact a girl. She listened to him scold her and go on and on.

"I wasn’t pretending to be a boy, everyone assumes I’m a boy. And I didn’t lie, I just didn’t tell you. That’s not lying, I never said I was a boy," she told him and shrugged at is complaining. "I travel with men, you’re not the first naked man I’ve seen. Don’t worry," she told him trying to ease his mind. She perked a bit when he offered to show her a few moves. "Really? You’ll train me and let me meet Lady Sif?" she asked excitedly. 

Thor snorted, she made sense, he thought to himself while drinking his juice. “You could have corrected me,” it seemed like she couldn’t care less about it and Thor could play along. He was still clueless at what he had to tell her, “what do you mean, you travel with men?” He shook his head, it was a lot of information just in the morning and, if he remembered correctly, he had a lot of things to do today. “I might,” he added at her curious expression, smiling at the child.

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the-mjolnir-owner screamed: SPIT IT OUT!


"Oranges are delicious and good for you."

…I will keep that in mind, Captain.

tagged as: #commandersteve 


He winks at the kid! Why haven’t I noticed this before! You teddy bear!

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Tony: *driving Banner’s truck* I don’t know what Thor sees in Jane. I mean she’s not that pretty to me. I mean she’s no Pepper. I guess she can be considered smart, but still. To each his own I guess.
Thor: *appears in back seat* HEARD YOU WERE TALKIN SHIT 

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Sleep Tight (Closed/ The-Mjolnir-Owner)


Ororo tossed a bit in the foreign bed. It was far to high and wide, made for one much larger than herself but she had slept on far worse. Tony invited her to stay at the Avengers Tower while Thor was away as a replacement weather wielder, leaving his room as the only vacancy available for her to stay in.

The oncoming rain that was approaching was beginning to lull her into a deep slumber.

It was good to have a place to return to when in Midgard, Tony told him he was welcome in the Tower whenever he decided to come back. It took him longer than he expected but he was finally back, he would know how things were faring here once had had a long night of sleep he so craved. Undressed, he threw himself on the bed, sighing at the cold of the sheets and the softness of the bed, the storm outside was a perfect lullaby. 

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