Ever been in an RP with someone and their replies are FLAWLESS then you go to write and you just


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Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let the pain make you hate. Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness. — Kurt Vonnegut  

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“I’m old enough to know that a longer life isn’t always a better one. In the end, you just get tired; tired of the struggle, tired of losing everyone that matters to you, tired of watching everything you love turn to dust. If you live long enough, the only certainty left is that you’ll end up alone.”

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//I have to go to bed now because: it’s raining, cramps, rhinitis and the time zone sucks. Goodnight you all, stay safe!

tagged as: #ooc  #thor out  #good night! 


Loki watches the events of Age of ultron from the throne and his jealousy is so strong he bursts into midgard forgetting he’s dead and screams at Thor “HAVING A GREAT TIME WITH YUR FRIENDS?? UR COOL NEW NOT-LOKI FRIENDS??? I BET UR HAVIN A BALL WITH YOUR.


and Thor can’t even process what just happened

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Sleep Tight (Closed/ The-Mjolnir-Owner)


"What am I doing here? What are you doing here?" she demanded before switching on the night lamp near by. "You are suppose to be in Asgard.What makes you think you can just barge in and disturb my sleep?"

"Hey this is my room, there is even a small hammer on the door," the light bothered him and he sighed in protest. "I finished my business in Asgard and I came back, but it looks like I can be easily replaced," he narrowed his eyes at her, but she looked stunning in a night gown, he couldn’t be mad at her. "Fine, I am sleeping elsewhere," he wrapped the sheets around his middle, damn it, "goodnight."

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"Twas just myself and Lady Sif on this particular errand. I do believe you were on Midgard, defending everyone from those terrible monsters at the time from your brother." He choose his next words carefully. "Frigga loved you Thor. I am sure she would have loved Anya as well. I believe if you presented her to the AllFather in that light he would not have any issues accepting her." 

"It was recently, just two years ago." Thor chose that moment to occupy himself with Anya’s blankets, folding them so he wouldn’t have to face Fandral. The mention of his brother hurt, he didn’t have the guts to share what happened with Loki to the rest of his midgardian friends. Thor nodded at his friend’s words, though, "I know she did, if she was here things would be easier. I wished I was so sure about it, about my Father, but he is acting so weirdly lately." And Thor was afraid, "but I will try, I will wait for her to grow a little and we will go back Home. Maybe a new life will bring my Father some hope."

Little No One: the-mjolnir-owner


Shadow shrugged as Thor told her she could have corrected him. She thought it was funny, always being seen as a boy, she was given more that way. She gained more trust, had more jobs, held higher positions- such as the one she held then. As Thor’s servant. She sipped her drink and ate a bit of meat as she nodded at his question. “I travel with men, we’re a- a traveling group really. We go realm to realm looking for work,” pilaging, “and to help others,” steal from the rich, “and see the sights,” and leave bodies behind. 

Shadow looked at Thor and shifted in her chair. “You can’t say you’ll do something then not do it, what kind of prince are you?” she asked a bit stiffly.

The sun was already peeking through his window, it was about time to go, he knew he had to move, a busy day was waiting for him. “Travelling group,” he raised his eyebrows, “like a family?” Or marauders, he wasn’t stupid. “Tell me, Shadow, are you or any of your travelers friends from Asgard?” He bet the rest of her group was on the dungeons, and, being so young, she was spared and sent to him. “I didn’t say I would do anything, I proposed you a deal. You won’t lie to me, I think it is simple enough for a child to understand.”

Thor raised from his chair, he had to leave but he didn’t know what would be of her when he was gone, maybe she would go back into doing wrong things, maybe she would run, and the streets were no place for a child. “I want you to be my eyes and ears when I am gone, I want to know what happens in my absence and you will keep me informed. As a prince, I promise I will comply my part on the accord, I’ll teach you a move or two and introduce you to Sif.”

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"Thor’s pants fail to hide anything. No wonder people worshiped him. Claiming he’s the god of fertility."

You can still worship me with that mouth of yours whenever you feel like.

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kudos on this one. just kudos.

I forgot to add the water: kids, drink water.

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Dark world gag reel x

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The archer nodded his thanks before snorting. “Nah, m’fine.” He lied. He wasn’t good at talking about his problems, he usually only takes to Natasha or James about his problems, but that was on rare occasion.

"It doesn’t look so but if you don’t want to talk, that’s alright. Breakfast is ready by the way, if you feel like eating something."

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